There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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