I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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