Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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