well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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