i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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