office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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