I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
My dad is sitting where you rode me
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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