There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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