We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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