As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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