im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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