And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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