did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
My vagina is very pro this idea
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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