Just cropdusted the office
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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