Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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