My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Do you remember whose house we're in?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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