I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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