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How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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