Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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