but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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