Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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