i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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