no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You were trust falling into bushes
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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