What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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