Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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