We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize
