No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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