There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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