We're like a lot better than the average bears
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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