Already got asked if we're dating
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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