I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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