Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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