The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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