You work out of a Hotel?
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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