You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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