Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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