and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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