I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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