Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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