no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
her vagine was all disorganized.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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