Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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