I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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