Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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