I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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