I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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