I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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