Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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