This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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