birth control should be required to get into college
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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