was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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