I don't think brook has ever known best
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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