don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
