its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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