Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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